Let me hear you say "AAAGGGGHHHHHH!"

[Andrew G]

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[Bo-Gilly]

Typical Daily Mail Marco, they carry out a character assassination and attempt to vilify a peace-loving vegetarian fish by accusing it of being testicle-eater, when in fact Pacus like nothing more than fresh fruit and nuts, hence their 'human molar like' teeth. And, they accuse the alleged offender of being an illegal immigrant from South America.

I find my 'human molars' are very useful, despite never needing to bite off any testicles. This is just an anti-Pacu hate campaign by the Daily Mail. And it all sounds very fishy to me.

[Paul H]

Talking bollocks again?

[Bo-Gilly]

Oh for Cod sake, don't you start. There's no need to carp, this isn't the plaice for it.

[Dombo]

I hake to say this but salmon said a while back the sole purpose of the forum was to promote the club or cycling. Mako that what you will, but eel be herring from me and there'll be no skating around the issue this time. That shad knock him off his perch.

[Bo-Gilly]

What a load of pollacks Dombo. I've never seen anyone whiting so much nonsense.

Besides, you might be having a whale of a time, and you're definitely not koi, but these fishy puns have given me a blinding haddock.

Maybe it's 'cause I'm in melan-coley mood, dunno, perhaps I'll mull over a nice cup of char. But your comments don't meet with my seal of approval. If you get my drift.

[Dombo]

Beaten me again. It just remains for me to wish you a moray new year, and I'll fetch my coat

[Bo-Gilly]

Well I was waiting for your reply with baited breath - I didn't think you might be left floundering. Still, I guess you were worried you might get battered. Anyway seasoned gratin from me too - I don't harbour any eel thoughts.