Probably not that funny if you're from Luxembourg, but this blokes name sounds like something you'd find in a Church toilet. [url=http://www.christian-poos.com/]click here to get the joke[/url]
I bumped into the guy who built frames for Sonic Cycles (popular early 90s with couriers and TTers) at the bike show -- German chap called Helmut Berns which made me giggle...