Things you never thought you'd hear in The Surrey Cricketers pub, Croydon
"Give me those arrows Pozzato your're f***ing rubbish!"
Not much to report bbecause as expected the pro cyclists were useless at both darts and drinking. Clearly the victims of misspent youths and far too much time on their bikes when they should have been practicing down the pub.
Milan San Remo winner Pozzato had never even SEEN a dartboard but he did know his way around a half of lager
Wegelius had a pint of guiness and... that was the extent of the drinking.
(Although there's always the possibility that away from the cameras they went back to the Selsdon Park, got wrecked at the mini-bars and trashed their hotel rooms)
The local papers turned up with photographers and the back pages will no doubt be full of stories about how CW whipped their skinny asses.
Invitations of a Friday morning bike-ride where "we can sort it out like men" were politely declined by the CW team who politely explained that they didn't want to tire themselves out for the saturday club run
