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Postby huw williams » Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:23 pm

Sweet Jesus! Appologies if this post is a bit muddled but I just had occasion to go up to New Addington and back on a very big motorcycle and I'm still shaking

Despite working on SuperBike magazine I try my best never, EVER to ride one of these things on a British road but sometimes needs must.
If anyone heard a sonic boom about 30 minutes ago, that's because the only bike available was a BMW K1200 which knocks out a ridiculous 165bhp (and well over 160mph but I never went that fast, honestly officer). Designed for speed despite heavy loads (rotund German Burghers), the BMW must have thought it was xmas all over again when it realised all it had to carry as my paltry 65kg

My life expectancy on something like this is about 25 minutes but fortunately I was only on it for 18.

Now, as anyone who trains with a powermeter will be able to tell you, putting out the magical 745 watts is the equivelent of 1bhp - so in order to match the performance of the BMW when training, I'd have to put out a staggering 122925 watts

That's a little over the functional threshold power of most riders (though I suspect George, Paul, Sylv and Stu are collectivelly nearing that figure in any given training group ride) :D :D :D :D
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Re: You Watt

Postby Jon H » Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:33 pm

[quote="huw williams"]Sweet Jesus! Appologies if this post is a bit muddled but I just had occasion to go up to New Addington and back on a very big motorcycle and I'm still shaking


New Addington has that effect on me too.
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Postby adrian » Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:40 pm

[quote]my paltry 65kg

Yeah, I put on a lot of weight over Christmas, too :shock:
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Postby huw williams » Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:41 pm

[quote="adrian"][quote]my paltry 65kg

Yeah, I put on a lot of weight over Christmas, too :shock:


That would be poultry weight though, not paltry weight
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Postby Andrew G » Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:42 pm

Did you see the ahem gorilla? If you loop round the road behind where the trams stop (just before the shops) which I do when going to dump...my rubbish at the tip, then on your left are some wooden sculptures of animals. One that is facing the road is a gorilla with one arm in the air and the other down but with the hand/paw cupped across his groin. :lol: .

Hence between my Dad and I directions to the dump are known as "left at the w*****g gorilla...".

I'll take a photo next time if I remember as it's hilarious, first time we saw it we were laughing so much we were in tears.
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Postby Sylv » Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:56 pm

Did Jayne T laugh at you when you said you were shaking?
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Postby mrP(Boonen)VT » Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:33 pm

Did you get out again with both wheels intact?
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