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[Rob]

remember kiddies these are jokes so no one take offence!

a blonde joke:
Two factory workers were talking.
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>"I think I'll take some time off from work" said the man.
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>"How do you think you'll do that?" said the blonde.
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>He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging
>upside down. The boss walked in, saw the
>worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on
>earth he was doing?
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>"I'm a light bulb" answered the guy.
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>"I think you need some time off," said the boss.
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>So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory. The blonde began
>walking out too.
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>The boss asked her where did she think she was going?
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>"Home," The blonde answered, "I can't work in the dark

[martin stewart]

Just been arrested by police
Was in the car dying for a pee
So did it in a coke can
Police stopped me and asked what was in can
Now being done 4 possession of CANOPISS.

[Nick]

[size=150]Two fellas getting changed after a day cycling when one of them starts putting on[color=red] "stockings and suspenders" [/color]the other one asks "how long have you been wearing them?" since the wife found a set on the back seat of my car.[/size]

[Nick]

[size=150]Two fellas getting changed after a day cycling when one of them starts putting on[color=red] "stockings and suspenders" [/color]the other one asks "how long have you been wearing them?" since the wife found a set on the back seat of my car.[/size]

[Rob]

and don't tell me Martin.when you were in jail you met 2 gay guys who were in jail for receiving SWOLLEN GOODS

[JayneToyne]

President Bush was visiting a primary school. One of the classes was in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word ?tragedy?.
So the illustrious leader asked the class for an example of a ?tragedy?.
One little boy stood up and offered, ?If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy.?
? No,? said Bush, ?that would be an accident.?
A little girl raised her hand: ?If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.?
?I?m afraid not,? explained the president. ?That?s what we would call a great loss.?
The room went silent. No other children volunteered.
Bush searched the room. ?Isn?t there someone here who can give me an example of tragedy??
Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: ?If Air Force One carrying Mr. Bush was struck by a ?friendly fire? missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.?
?Fantastic!? exclaimed Bush. ?That?s right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy??
?Well,? says the boy, ?it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn?t be a great loss and it probably wouldn?t be an accident either.?