Friday afternoon....

[mrP(Boonen)VT]

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

A plateau is a high form of flattery.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

Santa's helpers are subordinate Clauses.

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

Guru P