Heras' imagination

[Elliot M]

you missed tyler's "vanishing twin"...

[stevefunkster]

marco man, that was cruel about tylers dog, he was mans best friend ,seriously he was real upset when he died, i beleive they flew him to the tour(the dog that is)when he was on his last legs or something. but maybe there was another darker reason mmmmmm..

[Mike I]

Quite right. A 'lab error' is no better than 'forgetting' to provide a sample (see Rio Ferdinand). No, what we need is mystery motorcycle accidents while on the way to be tested, like those two Greek sprinters (whose names someone will no doubt remember).

[AodanH]

What about the American sprinter whose excuse for high testosterone levels was that he had to give his wife a special treat for her birthday the previous night.

[the muur]

Aren't these blokes the best! Not forgetting my fave of all thime......The Spaniard who blamed his testoserone levels on eating a lot of steak whilst training in the mountains. A Doctor said that to achieve these levels of testoserone, he would have had to have eaten half a cow per day for 6 months!

Second only to another Spaniard who was called to the Drug testers room-whatever a few days after being tested and told him that they were banning him from the race as they believed he had -falsified' his urine sample. They went on to tell him that he was pregnant!

[simonfrench]

It's almost as poor as 'I caught it from the toilet seat'