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Postby George » Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:43 am

I usually go commando

I remember an embarrassing incident back in 2002 at Munich hotel. I had one too many drinks the night before, to cap off a weeks conference at the venue.

I awoke bewildered in the early hours in my hotel room and wanted to relieve myself.

I stumbled to the bathroom door opened it and walked through, it slammed shut behind, only thing was it wasn't the bathroom, I was now standing in the corridor starkers.

I tried to open the door but the latch was locked, so I had to make my way in the lift down to the reception to get let back in :shock:
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Postby Snoop Doug » Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:34 pm

I trust you kept smiling throughout George? 8)
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Postby MJ_1993 » Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:58 pm

that is hilarious!
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Postby Jon H » Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:55 pm

George, was it a Travelodge by any chance?

[quote]Travelodge Press Release:
Men sleepwalking in the buff is on the rise according to a new report released today by Travelodge. Results from the company's annual 'sleepwalker audit', has reported a seven fold increase in sleepwalking customers, compared to 2006.

An astounding 95% of the hotel chain's sleepwalkers have been naked men. These night time sleeping wanderers were found in Travelodge reception areas across the UK, requesting the following information:

- Where is the bathroom
- Can I check out as I am late for work
- Do you have a copy of todays paper

One naked male sleepwalker even managed to get himself locked out of the hotel and later arrested. On each occasion, hotel staff were able to direct the guests safely back to their rooms.

To further the budget chain's analysis of sleepwalking, Travelodge also conducted an independent sleepwalking study amongst 3000 British adults. Research revealed that three million Brits were now sleepwalking on more than one occasion each week - that's a six fold rise on last year.

The top five sleepwalking activities reported by Brits were:

1. Opening the curtains
2. Watching TV
3. Getting dressed
4. Eating and drinking
5. Going for a walk

In response to these findings, Travelodge is today re-issuing its 'Sleepwalkers Guide' to all of its hotels. The guide includes tips on how to handle a sleepwalker as well as hotel procedures including, requests to keep a supply of towels in reception to preserve a nude sleepwalker's dignity.

Leigh McCarron, Travelodge's Sleep Director said: "Sleepwalking is on the rise throughout the UK. We have seen an increased number of cases over the years so it is important that our staff know how to help sleepwalkers when it arises."

Further findings from the study revealed the top five causes for sleepwalking are:

1. Stress
2. Alcohol
3. Cheese
4. Eating too late
5. Caffeine
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Postby mrP(Boonen)VT » Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:12 pm

Only George :roll:
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Postby MJ_1993 » Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:59 pm

lol
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Postby -Adam- » Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:40 pm

Must admit im a bit of a fan, either long or short bottoms but generally ditch the top when in bed.

They just save the hassle of me having to get dressed just to have breakfast in the morning!

PJs - Don't knock 'em until you've tried 'em...

Ps Snoop, I am familar with your game! I also played one called f**k the dealer last saturday, was very very amusing!
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