Cycling Jokes

[Nick]

A Tandem rider gets pulled over by the poice the officer says
[color=blue]"Do you realise your wife fell of 1/2 a mile ago"[/color]
[color=red]"Thank God" he replies "I thought I'd gone deaf"[/color]

[color=blue]I really have had it with my dog he chases everything on a bike[/color]
[color=red]So what are you going to do?[/color]
[color=blue]Take his Bike Away[/color]

Sexist Joke? Sorry.....
A Cyclists Prayer
[color=blue]Dear God
If there is such a thing a reincarnation then please may I return as a Ladies Bicycle seat
AMEN[/color]

My nan started to cycle at 97 years old she cycles about ten miles everyday.......Problem is we don't now where she is.

Not greatly funny but made me chuckle.