Landis = dirt / lemond = star

[Jon H]

Some tips for Floyd's wanabe gangsta buddy:

#1 When making malicious phone calls, don't use a phone that can be traced directly back to you.
#2 If you do have to use your own phone, make use of the with-hold number facility.
#3 If you forget to do #2, don't answer your phone using your own name when your intended victim calls you back.