Just because I ain't here don't mean the press gangin's a gonna stop now.
We need a couple o willing volunteers fer the inter club on July 10th and the next club evening 10 on July 24th.
Please be gettin in touch with Long Jon Hemming if ye can help aboard the good ship Addiscombe.
Thank ee
(jaysus all this pirate talk's making me thirsty)
Snoop