How much do you love your bike?

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How much do you love your bike?

Postby Tamar » Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:45 pm

[url]http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml;jsessionid=GA0W2E5EWIWOFQFIQMFSFFWAVCBQ0IV0?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml[/url]
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Postby Kasper » Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:54 pm

OMG!!!!!

Where exactly was he trying to stick it do you think?????

I've heard of some pretty strange lubricant's but thats taking things too far.
Send him down for a very long time but make sure there's no metal tubing in the cell. :evil: :twisted:
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Postby Andrew G » Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:57 pm

[img]http://www.starbike.com/images/SelleItalia/2005/slr_xp_transam.jpg[/img]
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Sorry, I'll get me coat.
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Postby huw williams » Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:43 pm

In the USA a few years ago there was a case of a man who succesfully sued his employer when he was dismissed for having sex with a pinyata (that's one of those papier-mache donkeys they hang up filled with sweets for the kids to beat open)

Anyway this guy worked in a pinyata factory and he was caught in the storeroom ****** this pinyata *** up the ****

He was fired of course but sued the company for thousands of dollars because he'd scraped all the skin off his **** which had gotten infected and prevented him having sex in future (either with his wife or with other pinyatas).

Now I'm no expert on pinyatas but I know they're build around wire mesh frames - and, well you can imagine the pain can't you?
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Postby huw williams » Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:53 pm

[img]http://i23.tinypic.com/2luo9w.jpg[/img]

"That b*****d used me. He never calls, he never writes..."

The pinyata yesterday
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Postby -Adam- » Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:59 pm

It is very amusing however, to watch a drunk, blind-folded 21y-o girl trying to smash one open with a toy hammer!!

To get the sweets out of course, I draw the line at those sorts of parties :?
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Postby Sylv » Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:55 pm

I always knew there was a good reason for GT's triple triangle frame design.
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Postby Snoop Doug » Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:06 pm

Hey dude - that's my favourite pinata shape - the one in the photo :oops: . I've spent many a happy hour belting the sh*te out of one of those with a few muckers. Jesus - the stuff that passes for fun round these parts (sound of banjo playin and rockin chair creakin)

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Postby Bo-Gilly » Sat Oct 27, 2007 1:44 pm

I'm with Marco on this one.

I can't see what the pervert did that was so wrong.

There must be more to it - did the bike have bar ends on riser bars, or something ?
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Postby Mike I » Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:50 pm

[quote]Im not sure under what grounds it is illegal


Nor me - maybe it was an ugly bike. De Rosa Tango perhaps?

Disappointing headline though. How about "The Joy of Treks" or "You Dirty Crank-er!".

An Australian lawyer I used to work with told me of an outback farmer who was convicted of having carnal knowledge of a duck. His defence? "Well, it's my duck". Maybe our felon should have gone with the 'my bike defence'.
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Postby Andrew G » Sat Oct 27, 2007 8:06 pm

You going up a gear this winter Mike, could've sworn you were 44x18, now 44x16. Am I dreaming it?
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Postby Bo-Gilly » Mon Oct 29, 2007 6:11 pm

Someone else who clearly loves their bike

[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV15cAKna2I]CLICK[/url]
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