Without wanting to sound racist, because I'm not or ever have been, so there, ner n ner ner.
You will have to trust me on this one and read it in your best Cheesy indian comedy voice. (disclaimer over )
A man goes into a shop and says to the shopkeeper "Please may I be having some pepper".
The shop keeper replys "Would you like Black pepper or White pepper?"
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"No, I'm being wanting Toilet Paper"