To be glad that it is raining today, when you were (again) not going to be able to race at Crystal Palace, so at least you don't feel as you'll be missing out if they call if off?
To feel smirky this morning when a commuter on a fixie, just as he was about to fly through a red light, somehow managed to lock his front wheel in a pothole and was sent flying over the bars? (he did get up looking unhurt)
Any other cycling-related naughty thoughts?