Yep, I've had a good few idiots over the years - they're getting more prolific
Loved one of the more recent ones, can't remember where exactly - Hilly 50 perhaps? Passenger tells me to ride single file - errr, I was actually over taking at the time and his driver overtook me...
I did have another recent one where I think I made it clear I wasn't impressed with the standard of driving - to say I was scared was an understatement
but mostly I swear quitely to myself and wave at the rear mirror
Grahame, you are my hero - another good one to go with the lady on the mobile phone trying to drive
Another classic example was in Sutton, though you could say I brought it upon myself. Coming past a line of stationery cars, a driver just chucked his crisp bag out the window - not at me - but it got my goat (not too mention being illegal). So I picked it back up and dropped it back in his window, saying he'd dropped something. Oh dear, it wasn't quite empty and he jumped out the car spilling crisps everywhere as I continued out past the lights. I knew he'd do something on the way past but I thought he might drive close to scare me - no, he leaned across his passenger (?girlfriend) and squirted me with some water from a child's drink bottle. I nearly fell off laughing...