by Snoop Doug » Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:16 am
'orrible ain't it!
I was cycling to Griffin Park a few years back to watch Brentford v Tranmere and I got egged. Saw the arm movement in my peripheral vision. Threw me off balance and I fell off. Screech of brakes car stopped inches from me noggin (yeah I know - missed my brain by etc etc...). I quickly and carefully removed my head (still firmly attached to the rest of me) from under the front of the car and gave chase. I was furious.
I found myself in the middle of an unfamiliar housing estate and I'm surrounded by kids and parents. "What's goin on?" I'm asked by one of the adults. I explained and I knew who the egg chucker was so pointed him out. His Dad got pretty agitated - towards me. I felt vulnerable. I was surrounded and the atmosphere was turning hostile pretty quick. Then a mum comes round the corner with her kid, the guy is in tears. He fesses up and everything changes. The angry Dad directs his grrrr at his son and as quick as this crowd materialised, it disappeared. Leaving me, covered in gooey egg, standing there a bit shaken up. Scrambled you might say.
I rode off to the pub, bought a new t shirt on the way and got beered up. Watched the game then took the train back home.
Eggciting or what!