...Purveyors of Apollos to the un-biked.
Went in there the other day to buy some bottom butter. "Got any chamois cream?" I asked their chief " bike mechanic", although "bicycle tool" would have suited better. "Dahn dare, mate, wiv the car polish".
On reflection I can't help feeling a handful of T-Cut slapped on my ar$e might have got me a quicker time on the MayFlyer.