It must have been a fluke, since we all know that only Rooney and Cole J have the ability to open up defences
. Still, just as well Defoe's shin is more accurate than Heskey's.
Did I mention that my great grandfather was German? I'm looking forward to Sunday's game - of commentary bingo. Listen out for mentions of Teutonic efficiency, 1966, Dunkirk spirit, penalty shoot-out practice and the Reinheitsgebot. Oh, I seem to have invented a drinking game
.