Anyone know a carpet fitter in south London?

[adrian]

Preferably one that doesn't want tea or coffee, never needs to use the toilet, wipes his feet on the way in, doesn't try to cop on with the missus...

OK, I'll settle for good and reliable. Cheers

[adrian]

Benvingut de volta, Sean, i moltes gracies - that'd be great.

Oh yeah - had forgotten about the light! May toddle over one night this week, if that's OK.

[huw williams]

Years ago I saw this woman in the high street wearing a T-Shirt emblazoned with big red letters saying "I'VE JUST BEEN LAID BY A REAL EXPERT"

Then on the back it said 'STREATHAM CARPETS'

I reckon with a sense of humour like that those boys have got to be worth a try.

[adrian]

Googled Streatham Carpets, but came up empty. Interestingly, Beaver Flooring was the top result. Ach - I dread to think what they'd put on their T-shirts...

[huw williams]

This was at least 10 years ago so maybe a sense of humour wasn't enough to keep them afloat. Never mind.

[adrian]

Either that, or the owner made a pile and retired early...

[huw williams]

a 'shag' pile no doubt

[adrian]

Ha! I'll set 'em up, you knock 'em down