Carpentry help required.

[Ian A4size]

If this rain keeps up i'm gonna build a flinkin ark.

I had word from Wales that it was dry .

But not my story to tell.

[Bo-Gilly]

" Carpentry help required. "

If you're supposed to survive, then God will help you :

Genesis 6:13-21

13 So God said to Noah, "I make yourself an ark of cypress [a] wood; make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out. 15 This is how you are to build it: The ark is to be 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet high. [b] 16 Make a roof for it and finish [c] the ark to within 18 inches [d] of the top. Put a door in the side of the ark and make lower, middle and upper decks


If however, you're wicked, sinful, and expected to perish, then you might find some handy hints [url=http://www.worldwideflood.com/default.htm]here[/url]

BTW I believe Wales will be destroyed with brimstone and fire - for being double bad

[Andrew G]

God: "Noah I think I'm going to have another flood so I need you to build me another ark".
Noah: "Not again, I'm still picking splinters out my hands after the last one, do you know how much agro that was".
God: "Yeah, sorry about that, but it's all for the greater good".
Noah: "Yeah, yeah. So what are you after, same as before 'cause I've still got the plans. 2 of each animal blah, blah, blah".
God: "Ah, no. It's going to be a bit different. It'll need to be 12 floors high and I'm only saving fish this time".
Noah: "12 f-lipping floors! That'll take ages. And fish can swim!"
God: "I know, but we need to keep them safe".
Noah: "Alright, alright..."
God: "Actually it's a bit more specific than that, only one type of fish, carp".
Noah: "Just carp!"
God: " Yep, what I'm after is a multi-storey carp ark".

BOOM, BOOM!

[adrian]

[quote]

BOOM, BOOM!

[Andrew G]

Is it finished yet Ian? Room for a small one? I live on the 2nd floor so could just step out the window on to the deck.

[Ian A4size]

Just a few finishing touches, had shimano on her, but it sank as it was too heavy

Seriously tho the weather is kinda freaky, have you seen the pics of the hail storm in fulham/ battersea area?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/6267038.stm

[Ian A4size]

Gotta pity those poor commuters.

[Bo-Gilly]

Best get used to it


[url=http://www.livescience.com/environment/051013_stronger_storms.html]The 100-Year Forecast[/url]


Might brighten up around 2110 though

Perhaps

[Jon H]

I've seen the most fantastic rainbow this evening. Really bright 180 degree display, with a secondary fainter rainbow outside of it also fully visible.