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by **adrian** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:14 am

Two television aerials got married. The wedding was brilliant, but the reception was terrible.

by **Elliot M** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:16 am

[quote="Jon Hemming"]Arial and Verdana walk into a bar.

The barman says "We don't serve your type here".

by **Elliot M** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:22 am

police are on the lookout for an escaped bacon slicer, last spotted at the nudist camp. the inspector said he's had a tip off, but should be back in work by the morning.

there are 2 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary.. hang on, that's not right...

by **adrian** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:28 am

Man goes to the doctor's with a bit of lettuce hanging out of his a*se.

Doctor: "That looks painful."
Patient: "That's just the tip of the iceberg".

by **mrP(Boonen)VT** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:51 am

Jon, that was quite good, and Adrian's (wedding) made me laugh.

OK then...

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

by **Jon H** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:46 pm

Daring thieves broke into Scotland Yard last night and stole all the toilet seats. Asked for a statement, a Police spokesman said they have nothing to go on.

by **mrP(Boonen)VT** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 12:46 pm

How about......

Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. :lol:

by **mrP(Boonen)VT** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:00 pm

How about.....

Two ladies standing on a street corner.

One says to the other, "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

The other replies, "No, but I've been swung around by the b*oobs!"

by **adrian** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:08 pm

That reminds me:

David Blunkett goes into Mappin & Webb and starts swinging his dog around above his head. Somewhat alarmed, the manager approaches and gives a discreet cough.

"Good afternoon, Mr Blunkett. Is there anything I can help you with?"

"No, thanks - I'm just having a look around."

by **mrP(Boonen)VT** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:20 pm

Adrian - top dollar....

I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle. :wink:

by **adrian** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:28 pm

What's the difference between a street trader and a dachshund?

One bawls out his wares on the pavement...

by **mrP(Boonen)VT** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:32 pm

I bought some HP sauce the other day.

It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years. :wink:

by **adrian** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:37 pm

I'm struggling to keep up here - it's just like being on the bike! :wink:

Did you hear about the bloke who drowned in a bowl of muesli? He got dragged under by the currant.

by **Andrew G** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:45 pm

I think we've found our cabaret for the Annual Dinner.

by **Dombo** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:53 pm

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