What's the best clean joke ever?

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Postby Mike I » Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:29 pm

My hamster died at the weekend.

Fell asleep at the wheel.
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Postby David Lombari » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:08 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road.......to get away from the Russians! You wouldn't like it if whole platoons from the former occupier re-invaded your land, stripped you of dignity and pride and stole all your nation's resources would you??!!




Oh, hang on.....






Not chicken......






CHECHEN!! Sorry.......
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Postby adrian » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:07 am

Q: How much does a cockney pay for his shampoo?

A: Pantene

(They don't come much cleaner than that)
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Postby George » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:47 am

Had a bet at the bookies Pavarotti would live to 100 years old

Unfortunately I lost a tenor
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Postby adrian » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:05 pm

Q: Why did the baker do overtime?

A: He kneaded the dough
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Postby adrian » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:22 pm

Oh, come on - you can do ciabatta than that
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Postby Jon H » Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:31 pm

my nan found it funny
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Postby adrian » Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:51 pm

That doesn't prove anything
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Postby Elliot M » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:51 pm

"prove" was a bit obscure :roll:
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Postby adrian » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:52 pm

I'm sure you allowed yourself a rye smile all the same
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Postby Sylv » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:11 pm

d'oh!
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Postby George » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:45 pm

What are you lot going on about

I reckon it's a knead to know basis
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Postby Jon H » Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:19 am

Thinking up these jokes isn't a piece of cake, you have to use your loaf.
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Postby Mike I » Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:50 am

[quote]Thinking up these jokes isn't a piece of cake


Pizza cake, surely?
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Postby adrian » Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:44 pm

You gotta rise above it, or at least roll with the punches
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