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by **Mike I** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:29 pm

My hamster died at the weekend.

Fell asleep at the wheel.

by **David Lombari** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 11:08 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road.......to get away from the Russians! You wouldn't like it if whole platoons from the former occupier re-invaded your land, stripped you of dignity and pride and stole all your nation's resources would you??!!

Oh, hang on.....

Not chicken......

CHECHEN!! Sorry.......

by **adrian** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:07 am

Q: How much does a cockney pay for his shampoo?

A: Pantene

(They don't come much cleaner than that)

by **George** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:47 am

Had a bet at the bookies Pavarotti would live to 100 years old

Unfortunately I lost a tenor

by **adrian** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:05 pm

Q: Why did the baker do overtime?

A: He kneaded the dough

by **adrian** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:22 pm

Oh, come on - you can do ciabatta than that

by **Jon H** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:31 pm

my nan found it funny

by **adrian** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 3:51 pm

That doesn't prove anything

by **Elliot M** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:51 pm

"prove" was a bit obscure :roll:

by **adrian** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 4:52 pm

I'm sure you allowed yourself a rye smile all the same

by **Sylv** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:11 pm

d'oh!

by **George** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 7:45 pm

What are you lot going on about

I reckon it's a knead to know basis

by **Jon H** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:19 am

Thinking up these jokes isn't a piece of cake, you have to use your loaf.

by **Mike I** » Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:50 am

[quote]Thinking up these jokes isn't a piece of cake

by **adrian** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:44 pm

You gotta rise above it, or at least roll with the punches

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