by LUDWIG » Fri Jan 23, 2004 3:55 pm
Talking of welcoming riders and being 'agreeable', there was a surreal and heated exchange of views on the club run at CSS a couple of weeks ago.
A chap turned up who seemed to be some kind of head honcho of the club (don't know his name, sorry) and whilst we (probably around 50 of us) were waiting to depart, he decided to hold a public inquest, in sub-zero temperatures, into why some other guy was trying to ride with us.
Apparently this other guy had been 'banned' from club runs for reasons which weren't made clear. How exactly you can be banned from cycling on the road, wasn't made clear either. Anyway, his crime must have been serious since the head-honcho was so insistent that this guy couldn't ride with us, he started gesticulating wildly and trying to stand in front of his bike (presumably to stop him from cycling in a forward direction) .My guess is that ,from the reaction this guys presence engendered in the Head-honcho, he must have at least killed untold numbers of orphans or possibly been responsible for the atrocities in Kosovo, Afghanistan, Iraq or maybe all 3.At the very least I'm sure he must have killed a puppy or a kitten at some point..Despite this fact, he did seem reasonable and in control, none of which could be said about the head honcho who was becoming more and more incensed and erratic in his demands.
A public inquest was held there and then where other members were quizzed as to whether they had invited this pariah into our midst. All denied the charges, although it was difficult to keep track of proceedings since one person's voice, no matter how wildly he gesticulates, doesn't carry that well in an open air car park. At one point, for reasons that escaped me, the head honcho asked everyone who was a member to raise their hands, which most people did, bemusedly. At another point, the unwanted cyclist, who I was feeling desperately sorry for by this stage, was told that he must phone someone to prove that he had been invited on the club run. Absurd ? well ,yes. But by this stage the whole episode had become a pantomime and was more than mildly amusing.
I swear that if public hanging had been brought back, a noose would have been tied to the nearest lamppost. To this guys credit he didn't back down and skulk away in terminal embarrassment. He stood his ground in what was by comparison to his accuser , some dignity.
Now, forgive me for not knowing the details but my perspective is one of an outsider who has just joined this friendly and 'agreeable' club. I turn up one Saturday and find a witch hunt going. I can't imagine what newcomers on their first ever club run must have thought.
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