What's the best clean joke ever?

[mrP(Boonen)VT]

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to the vet: "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for it?"

"Well" said the vet "lets have a look at him"

So he picks the dog up and has a good look at it's eyes.

"Well" says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down"

"Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man.

"No, because he's heavy" says the vet.

[mrP(Boonen)VT]

Almost Clean Chinese Joke

A Chinese couple gets married - she's a virgin.

Truth be told, he is not too experienced either.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband
undresses.

He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.

"My darring" he says, "I know dis yoo firss time and yoo berry fwighten.

I pwamis yoo, I gib yoo anyting yoo wan, I do anyting - juss
ask...Anyting yoo wan.

Whatchoo wan? he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will
impress his virgin bride.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly)for her
request.

She eventually replies shyly and unsure, I wan try someping I have heerrd
about... Numbaa 69.

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.

Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...

"Yoo wan... Chicken wiff Broccori '' ?

[Andrew G]

- I'm fed up with my dog, he chases anyone on a bike.
- What are you going to do, sell him?
- Nah, just hide his bike.

[huw williams]

That heavy Rotweiller joke is priceless

[Snoop Doug]

I probably shouldn't say this but.....that's the best joke accent I've ever read, Guru Paul

[adrian]

But I don't understand why they were talking in English

[Bo-Gilly]

[quote="adrian"]But I don't understand why they were talking in English

[Mike I]

My accent's probably not as good as Paul's, but...

Man in Chinese restaurant: "Waiter, this chicken's rubbery".

Waiter: "Ahhh, fang yoo berry mush".