"Maybe I'll introduce you older fella's to the Wombats!"
Don't bother, us older fellas are quite aware of the Wombats and they're F***** S**te!
Just what the music industry needs YET ANOTHER typically sub-britpop trio who sound like the bloody Fratellis and any number of other facile, spiky guitar-pop band. And they've got the gaul to namecheck Joy Division in one of their songs? Listen mate I fought in the Punk Wars in the late 70s and The Wombats aint fit to roadie for Joy Division.
Honestly, I'm begining to despair. Why do countless hundreds of spotty, teenage oiks think that knocking out some Chas and Dave riff on a guitar and recording the noise they make on MySpace constitutes talent
Where's the new musical equivelant of Massive Attack or Portishead?
Where's the new lyrical/musical complexities of The Smiths?
Just when we need a new forbearer for a genuinely alternative music scene in the way the Pixies or the Jesus and Mary Chain were, what do we get? Pete Doherty? The Wombats? Amy f*****g Winehouse?
Give me a break!
The selection commitee expects a more informed choice for the illustrious ACC xmas CD from your otherwise discerning palette Mr Prima Donna
And you're buying the drinks tonight