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Postby mrP(Boonen)VT » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:02 am

"I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all through the body so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
They all got together, sighed and decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story? The asshole is usually in charge. And that my dear friends is the sad reality of life.
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Postby MJ_1993 » Tue Oct 23, 2007 10:23 am

lol

isnt the commissaire in charge of the/a race???? :lol:
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Postby mrP(Boonen)VT » Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:28 pm

LOL :D

Hang on a minute - who are you thinking of :evil:
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Postby MJ_1993 » Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:29 pm

:roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8) 8) 8) 8) :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby mrP(Boonen)VT » Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:33 pm

You're living dangerously..... 8)
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Postby MJ_1993 » Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:55 pm

if I am meant to be scared I'm not 8)
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Postby -Adam- » Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:09 pm

[quote="Mo Jaffer"]if I am meant to be scared I'm not 8)


You should be!!
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Postby Stu Merckx Man » Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:15 pm

ive always wondered what it would be like to be told off by paul...its just he never seems to have a chance, hes always out of breath when i see :lol: :wink:
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Postby mrP(Boonen)VT » Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:27 pm

Behave :evil:
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Postby John Cochrane » Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:36 pm

It seems to me Paul, that I'd better come along to Hillingdon as well. What with you and your Commissaires licence and me with my Assistant Comms. licence we can knock this rabble into some sort of order. :twisted:
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Postby mrP(Boonen)VT » Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:41 pm

Undoubtedly John, it is just these young whippersnappers just out of nappies that are the problem :roll:
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Postby John Cochrane » Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:43 pm

So true, just no respect for their elders and betters. They'll learn the hard way :evil:
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Postby MJ_1993 » Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:47 pm

I do respect my elders actually :evil:

I think ageism is as bad as racism, and that youngsters should be talking to elders rather than mugging them. Because their experience is the key for progression in society.
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Postby MJ_1993 » Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:57 pm

that means?
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Postby Snoop Doug » Tue Oct 23, 2007 5:04 pm

1 - shut up and get to the back of the queue sonny :shock:
2 - in my day all proper music had a melody, and you could hear the words
3 - you're right there young feller me lad, gawd bless ya.

Pick yer fave.

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