Goals
First group back in 2 early season RTs in january
First group back in end of season RoTFL
Stay healthy enough to ride at all points in between
Achieved the first and last – didn’t get out of the car park in the middle one
Training Approach and Philosophy
Do as little as possible needed to see improvement
Best Road Race
Are you kidding?
Best TT
Now you’re definitely kidding?
Top 5 club rides of the year
1) Descent from Orient to Alaro in Majorca with Chris Kay.
40mph+ round some of the widest, smoothest, sweeping downhill hairpins you’ve ever seen.
2) Coastal Road from Banyabulfa to Soller in Majorca – hyper-fast downhill for about 25 minutes with stellar views over the coastal cliffs
3) Col de Mons/Treminis – away from the well known killer climbs in the alps, amazing valleys and minor Cols provide some astounding riding that non-natives rarely get to see, King of the Mountains staff took us for a five hour jaunt round this one (and sat back in astonishment at one point as the ACC train did that 30mph through and off thang into a block headwind – awesome)
4) The captain’s Brighton ride – the only truly great weather of the summer and a ride to match
5) 2 Hilly 50’s. Once with George – walloped it round this now infamous hilly route with the big man before he dropped me for dead and set a new hill-climb record up Box Hill. Great day.
Then with (or without actually) Andrew Green’s ride, decided to attempt a course PB when I met up with a borderline 1st cat from SWC who had a similar idea – A ride that redefined the meaning of getting a pasting as he knocked seven bells out of me all the way round. And he wasn’t REALLY trying
6) Tour of the IOW – awesome riding on home turf, great social to cap the summer in style
Best Sportive Of the Year
Tour of the Black Mountains – much has been said about how grand and how savage it is in equal measure - and its all true.
Worst Ride Of the Year
Climbing the Croix de Fer in May – seriously bad weather. Couldn’t breath the air was so cold. Got tachycardia and thought I was a gonner for a moment there
RotFL – punctured pushing my bike onto the track at Hearn Hill for the start, changed it in time to join slow group starting at the back, punctured again at the little roundabout just out the gate
Best ACC TT Man and Woman
RichV and Tamar and anyone else stupi… sorry brave enough to finish the 12 hour
Most Improved Racers:
Keith Knight – RETURN OF THE DARK KNIGHT!
Years of back problems prevented him from racing and even riding his bike, BUT NOW HE’S BACK, we can all look out
Most Impressive Riding I witnessed:
Stuart, Keith and PVT at Hillingdon last weekend
That was a proper race – Keith in a glorious solo breakaway, Stu joining him in another glorious breakaway and PVT chasing them down all race. A pleasure to watch
Hal in the ToBM – Several times I looked up to see who the damn fool was who insisted on winding up the pace and every time he was wearing yellow and black.
Ian Munnery, Graheme Baker and any of the other members who “optimize the space around them to maximum effect†while still managing to ride bloody fast. Seriously – any of you whippets who dance up the hills, try sticking a couple of Domestic PCs in your rucksack and riding round the club run route – cos that’s the equivalent of a couple of stone in weight. If a handicap was a genuine handicap like in horse racing and we all had to carry the same weight – we wouldn’t have a chance against these guys ?
Favourite Club Riders
John Czernobylfallout – how the hell you can keep patient and smiling when looking after so many newbies is beyond me.
Alan Malarkey – I hope when I retire I have even half his enthusiasm (and cycling dress sense)
George, Stu and Paul H, who at various times over the summer have each contributed to making life hell in the training group. I admire people who can so resolutely stick to the task at hand (i.e.burying their mates) with impunity. No rules, no mercy, just batter it until people start dying – which is exactly what a training group should be.
Season’s High Points
Prologue of the Tour in London. See? Britain can do sporting occasions on a breathtaking, global scale and not screw it up
Climbing the Croix de Fer in September – Payback time. After a week of riding in the Alps it all ended up here in grand style. Gave it everything and had nothing left in the tank at the top as I collapsed into the waiting arms of the café owner. “You’re crocked monsieur†she said a little later after I’d recovered and ordered food. “Crocked? I’m totally f***ed†I replied “no, no, no†she explained “your croq mosieur†she repeated as she placed a ham and cheese sandwich in front of me.
Seeing 120 members out in one group on the club run in September
Season’s Low Points
Puncture no 3 in the Dartmoor classic – lashing with rain for 5 hours was bad enough without having to stop and ponce inner tubes
Inverted re-enactment of ‘Alien’ when a sebaceous cyst decided it was coming out of my back without the aid of anaesthetic or trained medical staff – the only thing all season that hurt more than one of Stuart’s attacks in the training group.
Best Forum Bits:
Adesanya vs Green. LSD vs short intensity. Has kept us all amused for months