There's quite a few of us have had Chain Suck and yes - it's seriously annoying when it happens. If you aren't comfortable taking off the chainrings (or even the crank if needed) to shift it, then defo go back to the shop. At least you weren't 80 miles from home at the time!
This incident reminds me of classic training ride in autumn 2004 - with myself, Dave Kenett, Ibbo, Tamar and a few other locals one midweek afternoon. First-off someone punctured on the damp autumn roads.
We stopped at the end of a really long driveway to a non-descript bungalow. This bungalow happened to be home to the smallest but most defensive yappy little terrier you could imagine. This little thing yapped away as it ran flat out (at about 2mph) from the bungalow to the end of the drive. After several minutes, it finally arrived on scene. Scary it most cetainly wasn't (honestly, I really wasn't scared)! The little thing was too timid to get too close to any of us but savaged anything and eveything put on the ground - empty inner tube boxes, old inner tubes, handkderchief used to clean the tyre, etc.
Having been duly entertained and having wrestled our stuff back from the terrier, we set off again, only for another puncture after a few more miles.
Off for the third time and we finally made it to the Colgate roundabout on the A246 near Rusper. Then it happened - someone got chain suck. In fact, this was chain suck from hell. No one could shift the f***ing chain and none of the tools we had would help.
After much p***ing around, it was clear that one of the riders was going to have to get a taxi home. Then a miracle happened.
God intervened and sent his son, Jesus, to save us. He was in the form of a random punter in a white van. This guy stopped and asked what sort of predicament we were in. Expecting him to be about to take the p*ss we were amazed to find he was the owner of a newly opened bike shop! He also had tonnes of tools and spares in the back of his van! Within 10 mins we were off again and enjoyed the rest of the ride.
The really bad bit about this is this story is that all three incidents happened to the same person. However, we swore a pact that they would never be named.....