Who is the most 'TYPICAL' club cyclist?

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Postby Ian A4size » Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:00 pm

Fffffnnaaarrr, well spotted!

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Postby Snoop Doug » Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:11 pm

Can you lot take this outside please :shock: ?

So when do we see the magick categories for this? I reckon I could sneak it (he he yeah right!)??

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Postby Mike I » Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:33 pm

I saw a chap on the Falling Leaves last year with an artificial leg. Which means that the 'average' number of legs possessed by a club cyclist is slightly fewer than two.

I'm not sure this is going to work, Huw :)
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Postby Toks » Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:50 pm

[quote="44x16"]I doubt the average club cyclist has the faintest idea what functional threshold means, let alone what his is :? .

He possesses 2.8 bikes though.
I agree, you do now so you're definitley not average. :lol:...I don't expect it be one of the questions on the survey. However some might be interested to know roughly what power output a long 26minute 10 would be :wink:
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Postby -Adam- » Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:08 am

2 guys on the route I did to Paris had prosthetic legs, one was even a below the knee amputee. They both rode the same 300mile route as I.

Anyhow, at the celebratory dinner in Paris where all 3 routes joined together, there was the joke that of course...

'the average number of legs on route 1... 2

the average number of legs on route 3... 2

and the average number of legs on route 2... 1.98!!'

Legends, nothing more to be said. They weren't club cyclists though so your statistics are safe Huw.

But the average won't shave their legs, and will have just 2.4 bicycles :wink: Which is 0.4more than me :cry: Unless you count a dodgy old moutain bike rusting in my shed...
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Postby Toks » Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:11 am

[quote="A (JC) Pettachi"]2 guys on the route I did to Paris had prosthetic legs, one was even a below the knee amputee. They both rode the same 300mile route as I.

Anyhow, at the celebratory dinner in Paris where all 3 routes joined together, there was the joke that of course...

'the average number of legs on route 1... 2

the average number of legs on route 3... 2

and the average number of legs on route 2... 1.98!!'

Legends, nothing more to be said. They weren't club cyclists though so your statistics are safe Huw.

But the average won't shave their legs, and will have just 2.4 bicycles :wink: Which is 0.4more than me :cry: Unless you count a dodgy old moutain bike rusting in my shed...
Oi aren't you gonna let us know about your team switch then?. Come on its no biggy :D
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