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Postby Jon H » Thu Dec 06, 2007 1:59 pm

One of the few good things about getting older is that your target age range for the opposite sex gets wider.

My age plus or minus twenty two years gives me a range of 16 to 60 :D
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Postby Andrew G » Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:30 pm

[quote="adrian"][quote] managed a 30 y/old 3 days after I turned 18

'Managed'? :shock: Do you mean you took care of her business affairs? :wink:

:lol: Translated to he briefly had a job as a PA.
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Postby Dombo » Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:34 pm

[quote="A (JC) Pettachi"]

So Dombo, if you had a sixteen year old daughter how would you like it if a 20 year old (let alone a 27 year old) was showing her the ways of the world!? lol


Simple, I'd show him the woods out the back and tell him I owned a shotgun and a shovel :lol:
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Postby George » Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:39 pm

My best mate married a lovely young lady from Romania, the age gap was more than my age and I'm 33, they are happily married with 2 kids now :)
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Postby Rob C » Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:55 pm

[quote="Jon Hemming"]One of the few good things about getting older is that your target age range for the opposite sex gets wider.

My age plus or minus twenty two years gives me a range of 16 to 60 :D


That's a bit like trying to hit a cow's arse with a banjo isn't it? You can't help but get "lucky"!!
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Postby adrian » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:10 pm

'kay - today the news is that he's peed off with the reporter who broke the story. She (the reporter) was from a Belgian paper that had previously falsely accused TB of doping, and to which he now refuses to speak. To get this story, she (the reporter) told TB she was from some other rag.

So we got him all wrong, right? Not quite. "My affection for Sophie van Vliet was presented as a serious relationship, but it's definitely not at that stage yet," he simpers.

Ah, these quaint cultural differences!
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Postby adrian » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:12 pm

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Well, I think 60 is a bit too high :shock:

Yeah, once you've done Tommy Dorsey and his Orchestra, what else are you going to talk about?
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Postby Rob C » Thu Dec 06, 2007 3:25 pm

massive knockers?
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Postby Andrew G » Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:45 pm

You get them here Rob

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Postby -Adam- » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:52 pm

[quote="Andrew G"][quote="adrian"][quote] managed a 30 y/old 3 days after I turned 18

'Managed'? :shock: Do you mean you took care of her business affairs? :wink:

:lol: Translated to he briefly had a job as a PA.


Lets just say, I took care of the business... :wink:
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Postby -Adam- » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:52 pm

[quote="Dombo"][quote="A (JC) Pettachi"]

So Dombo, if you had a sixteen year old daughter how would you like it if a 20 year old (let alone a 27 year old) was showing her the ways of the world!? lol


Simple, I'd show him the woods out the back and tell him I owned a shotgun and a shovel :lol:



LOL!!!
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Postby -Adam- » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:53 pm

[quote="marco"]going under 18 is dodgy, you cant even go into pubs with them


Yeah, thats my main issue! lol
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