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Postby Marek » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:12 pm

[quote="Jon Hemming"]A bloke in my office left his trainers under his desk after he'd been playing squash at lunchtime, and they were giving off a real nasty cheesy whiff. We just threw them out of the 5th floor window into the car park. He didn't realise until he was getting ready for his next squash match a week later.


So there you go Toks, just throw her out the window.
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Postby Marek » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:16 pm

My wife says the Xmas present thing with the bottle of deodorant may be a good idea, she reckons you should say nothing, maybe you should just spray her with stuff in a discrete manner to try and hide the smell.
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Postby Mike I » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:14 pm

[quote]I'd completely ignore the issue or find someone else to deal with it.


Now that's what I like to see. A man exercising my own management style. :lol:
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Postby Phil S » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:38 pm

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Postby Toks » Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:50 pm

:lol: :lol: you guys had me cracking up. She wasn't in today phew!
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Postby Richard (Apples) » Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:24 pm

Come on Toks , put me out of my misery............have you sacked the smelly bird yet ??
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Postby Toks » Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:49 pm

A very faint smell on Monday :) Fine yesterday morning :D she wasn't in today. Now as one of my colleagues said has she freshened up her act or have we all got used to her wiff? You see I can't bring myself to tell he she smells unless she actually smells on that particular day. :?
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Postby Elliot M » Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:00 pm

my division at work (services division of large multinational) actually have a 31 point code of conduct - personal appearance + hygiene is one of them.

didn't think about this before but perhaps this was to make this kind of situation easier, you could say there were problems with point 18 and it isn't the way you're dressed.
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Postby Elliot M » Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:45 pm

Er, I have already said too much :roll:
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Postby Roy Green » Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:04 pm

Getting back on the serious tack ... Years ago, my wife had a colleague with same problem. Another woman told her, gently like. She was mortified - "didn't realise I was like that" - and sorted it. Needs to be a same sex informing, I think.

I bet this has got us all sniffing our own armpits ...
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Postby jon avery » Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:07 pm

Or other people's :lol:
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Postby Toks » Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:13 pm

yeah cheers Roy. The thing is coz she's the best looking girl in the company, just between me and you I think there a bit of whats that german term "schadenfreude" going on. IOW's the other girls are secretly loven it. The one woman in her late fifties who would be the perfect person to tell her claims she hasn't noticed this lady smells. Anyway she's in late afternoon today so I'll let you know. :D
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Postby Stu Merckx Man » Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:16 pm

im hooked!
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Postby Dombo » Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:48 pm

[quote="Toks"]yeah cheers Roy. The thing is coz she's the best looking girl in the company, just between me and you I think there a bit of whats that german term "schadenfreude" going on. IOW's the other girls are secretly loven it. The one woman in her late fifties who would be the perfect person to tell her claims she hasn't noticed this lady smells. Anyway she's in late afternoon today so I'll let you know. :D


Could you post a picture please so we can judge? :wink:
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Postby adrian » Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:02 pm

Can you get smell-o-vision these days?
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