Pointless celebs

[mrP(Boonen)VT]

ecent poll of 20,000 Brits came up with this list of the top 20 pointless celebrities that are have no reason at all to be called celebrities:
1. Paris Hilton
2. Chantelle Houghton
3. Jade Goody
4. David Gest
5. Rebecca Loos
6. Nicole Richie
7. Kerry Katona
8. Jodie Marsh .
9. Jack Tweed
10. Heather Mills
11. Kevin Federline
12. Piers Morgan
13 Tamara Beckwith
14. Johnny Vegas
15. Ulrika Jonsson
16. Jonathan Wilkes
17. Victoria Beckham
18. Tara Palmer-Tomkinson
19. Lee Ryan
20. Linda Barker

#7 would be my number 1 and #10 as number 2 waste of space

[Tony]

I don't know who half of them are..... I must be getting old.....

[Andrew G]

Snap Tony, but then if you don't watch reality TV then you never will. I vast collection of people who are famous for being famous .

In this day and age I pride myself on being a nonentity.

[Mike I]

It has been said that a celeb is somebody who might have sh*gged someone you might have heard of. Looking at 4, 5, 9, 10, 11, 15 and 17, that's not far wide of the mark.

[Snoop Doug]

Very disappointed not to see that small feller who nearly did us all a favour, errrmmmm, I mean suffered a terrible accident whilst being filmed driving a car at insanely high speeds, on the list. You know.....wossname.

Biggins is another surprise omission, or so I thought. Turns out he's actually been in lots of telly stuff - some of it even considered quite good, apparently.

I went out on the razz last night, party on the 7th floor of the Tate Modern, methinks I may still be a tad discombobulated.

[Phil S]

[Rant mode on]
Personally I find it sickening that we have young men dying and getting horrifically injured in Afghanistan and Iraq, who are largely ignored by society. Yet these nobodies consume so much of our attention as a nation. We should be more concerned about these guys' welfare when they come back, and their families' welfare, than Amy f*cking Winehouse.
[Rant mode off]

[-Adam-]

Is that gonna go on the BBC blog!?