"Any idea where I can take these officer?" asks the driver
"There's a zoo just up the road" replies the police officer "you can take them there."
Next day the police car is out patrolling when he see the same truck load of ducks driving around only this time all the ducks have got sunglasses on.
He pulls the truck over and says to the driver "I thought I told you to take these ducks to the zoo"
"I did" says the driver "They loved it. Today I'm taking them to the seaside."
