Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?

[Tamar]

He bought a warehouse

[Jon H]

Q: What did Father Christmas say as three prostitutes walked by?



A: Ho, Ho, Ho.

[George]

[/quote]A: Ho, Ho, Ho.
[/quote]True Class
Remember earlier last year when there was a dyslexic Santa on the loose in Ipswich.
He keeps leaving Prozzies under a tree

[Jon H]

A newlywed couple is in the hotel bedroom on the first night of their honeymoon.

"Darling", says the wife, "I've got something I have to tell you".

"You can tell me anything, there should be no secrets between us" says the husband.

"Well when I was younger, before we met, I was a hooker for ten years".

"That's OK honey, I can forgive anything you've done in the past. You might as well know, I visited prostitutes before we met".

"No, no, you misundertood. My name was Carl and I played for the All Blacks".