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Car breakdown

Postby mrP(Boonen)VT » Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:15 pm

A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a software engineer are in a car that breaks down.

The mechanical engineer says: ''Maybe it's a stuck valve''.

The electrical engineer says: ''Maybe it's a dead battery''.

The software engineer says: ''I know. Let's all get out and get back in again, and see if that fixes it''. :D
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Re: Car breakdown

Postby Brian Nolan » Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:21 pm

nice one Paul !

i just relayed that to the power planners ( sort of electricians ), here in BT and it went down v well :lol:
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Re: Car breakdown

Postby Andrew G » Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:17 pm

An Eskimo is driving home through the snow on a bitterly cold night when his car suddenly dies.
A pain but not too bad as he's with the AA, so he gives them a call and waits.
A little while later the AA man turns up, lifts the bonnet and has a look around.
He turns to the Eskimo, shakes his head and says, "looks like you've blown a seal mate".
The Eskimo very quickly replies, "no, it's just the frost on my moustache".
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Re: Car breakdown

Postby mrP(Boonen)VT » Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:26 pm

Taxi for Sean
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Re: Car breakdown

Postby Grahame » Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:30 pm

[quote="mrP(Boonen)VT"]Taxi for Sean

[quote="Taxi Driver"] Penge? At this time of day? You're 'avin' a larf intcha?
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Re: Car breakdown

Postby mrP(Boonen)VT » Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:43 pm

Wot, sarf o the rivvvver Guv?
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