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Fishy business

Postby Tamar » Thu Jan 31, 2008 5:22 pm

Two parrots are sat on a perch. One turns to the other and says "Can you smell fish?".

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Re: Fishy business

Postby Grahame » Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:11 pm

Two fish are swimming in a tank.

One turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive one of these things?"
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Re: Fishy business

Postby Sylv » Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:20 pm

Eel just say, there's a tang and plaice for this kind of jack, so cod you plaice stop this. Only Ray carp mako fin of the fish! Hoki?
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Re: Fishy business

Postby Snoop Doug » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:44 am

For cod's sake Sylv pack it in. Go and do some turbot-raining or something... :oops:
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Re: Fishy business

Postby Jon H » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:47 am

A loan shark calls one of his debtors; "Where's that sick squid you owe me?"
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Re: Fishy business

Postby Jon H » Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:48 am

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: Fsh
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Re: Fishy business

Postby mrP(Boonen)VT » Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:39 pm

Taxi for Mr Hemming after that one :roll:
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Re: Fishy business

Postby Tamar » Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:16 pm

Fsh is my all-time favourite joke. I've been chortling over that one since I was about 14.

Ajay told me a similar one a couple of years ago that has become my 2nd all-time favourite joke.

What do you call a bear with no ear?








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Re: Fishy business

Postby mrP(Boonen)VT » Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:23 pm

OK OK

I love these one-liners

Man walks into a bar ..................ouch!!!

What do you call postman Pat when he retires? ............Pat


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Re: Fishy business

Postby Jon H » Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:31 pm

[quote="mrP(Boonen)VT"]Taxi for Mr Hemming after that one :roll:


Sorry, have I made anenome?
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