Fishy business

[Tamar]

Two parrots are sat on a perch. One turns to the other and says "Can you smell fish?".

[Grahame]

Two fish are swimming in a tank.

One turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive one of these things?"

[Sylv]

Eel just say, there's a tang and plaice for this kind of jack, so cod you plaice stop this. Only Ray carp mako fin of the fish! Hoki?

[Snoop Doug]

For cod's sake Sylv pack it in. Go and do some turbot-raining or something...

[Jon H]

A loan shark calls one of his debtors; "Where's that sick squid you owe me?"

[Jon H]

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: Fsh

[mrP(Boonen)VT]

Taxi for Mr Hemming after that one

[Tamar]

Fsh is my all-time favourite joke. I've been chortling over that one since I was about 14.

Ajay told me a similar one a couple of years ago that has become my 2nd all-time favourite joke.

What do you call a bear with no ear?








B

[mrP(Boonen)VT]

OK OK

I love these one-liners

Man walks into a bar ..................ouch!!!

What do you call postman Pat when he retires? ............Pat

I'll quit while I'm ahead

[Jon H]

[quote="mrP(Boonen)VT"]Taxi for Mr Hemming after that one