Ha ha - that's made me feel better than I have done all week
He could speak to my friend Ian who has packing light down to a fine art - including tools and spares - or you'll be needing one of them lorry signs saying long or heavy load
People at work are shocked when I tell them I get all I need for a holiday in two panniers and a rackpack - I showed a photo of my luggage once and someone said, where do you put your washkit