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Re: Lance wins Boston Marathon

Postby Ivor » Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:12 pm

perhaps they put it back up for each and every runner? you know americans do weird things sometimes.
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Re: Lance wins Boston Marathon

Postby Duncan T » Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:41 pm

No offence to anyone who likes Lance, but can we turn this into a caption competition? He so looks like a bewildered 70 year old…
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Re: Lance wins Boston Marathon

Postby Elliot M » Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:42 pm

he might have gone a bit faster without stanley matthews' shorts
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Re: Lance wins Boston Marathon

Postby Ivor » Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:43 pm

[quote]If I can just keep my knees together hopefully my shorts won't slip any futher.
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Re: Lance wins Boston Marathon

Postby Ivor » Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:45 pm

[quote]Now then, now then, now then. How's about that then, guys n gals.
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Re: Lance wins Boston Marathon

Postby Ivor » Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:48 pm

[quote]Now now being one to blow my own trumpet, but I did ok-ish, but all the others did so much better.
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Re: Lance wins Boston Marathon

Postby Duncan T » Wed Apr 23, 2008 1:55 pm

[quote="orv"][quote]Now then, now then, now then. How's about that then, guys n gals.

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Re: Lance wins Boston Marathon

Postby Andrew G » Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:22 pm

How come none of the army of minders broke the tape first? Also was this marathon a bit under advertised as there appears to be more helpers than runners.

As has been said his arms look like that of a 70 year old which makes the sleeveless t-shirt a no-no (not that they look much cop on anyone anyway), it also looks all horrible and shiny like some shocking satin affair. Sweat doesn't make cotton look like that!

The shorts look like he's nicked them off some yoof and the waistband is therefore probably halfway down his arse and clamped in place with a belt (that still keeps slipping). The crotch is waaaayyy to low to make running comfortable and I would imagine with them also being so baggy every stride of his run was accompanied by that nasty swooshing noise. Maybe that was part of the Nike deal to get the Swoosh? Before we move on, running a marathon in shorts that come below your knee :roll: .

Socks - THEY'RE BLACK!!! Runners are the same as cyclists in this area - black socks just aren't on.

The shoes are probably okay (apart from the colour for running :roll: ) but they don't look very cushioned, he also appears to have a very flat footed running style but it probably had more bounch at mile 1.

All in it does encapsulate the baffled-old-man-stumbling-about-in-the-dark look well as the outfit would lead you to think he dressed in the dark too.

Well done to him for finishing, in a good time too, but I can't help thinking that a few better choices in attire and he'd have been even quicker.
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Re: Lance wins Boston Marathon

Postby Duncan T » Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:37 pm

How old is he meant to be now anyway?
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Re: Lance wins Boston Marathon

Postby Andrew G » Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:42 pm

36 :!:
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Re: Lance wins Boston Marathon

Postby Duncan T » Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:19 pm

Dude, saying cycling's gay's going a bit too far...

I know I look good, but that's a different story...
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Re: Lance wins Boston Marathon

Postby Andrew G » Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:47 pm

[quote="Dunk@ruck"]Dude, saying cycling's gay's going a bit too far...

I know I look good, but that's a different story...
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Re: Lance wins Boston Marathon

Postby adrian » Wed Apr 23, 2008 3:53 pm

Bears a certain resemblance to Ray 'Butch'/'F*ckin brilliant result for the Faroes' Wilkins.
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Re: Lance wins Boston Marathon

Postby Mike I » Wed Apr 23, 2008 7:56 pm

I was going to mention the socks, but Andrew not only beat me to it, but made a better job of it as well.

I still reckon Gordon Ramsay would have LA in a fight :twisted: .
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Re: Lance wins Boston Marathon

Postby Roy Green » Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:04 pm

[quote="Dunk@ruck"]No offence to anyone who likes Lance, but can we turn this into a caption competition? He so looks like a bewildered 70 year old…


So what's wrong with 70 year olds then?
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