by adrian » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:21 pm
[quote]And I should hope it was an accident too. Snap out of it man, a few sleepless nights and nappies and look what's happening to that fine brain of yours. You'll be watching daytime tele next.
Don't worry, Andrew - it happened as I switched on the telly to watch a Finnish arthouse film. Even so, to be on the safe side, I had one of those decontamination conveyer-belt showers first seen in
Dr No and was given the intellectual, moral and spiritual all-clear. Close-run thing, though - another five seconds' exposure, and I might have been jumping up and down continuously, whooping for no apparent reason and referring to myself in the third person as 'The Adester', or similar.
[quote] If there is some talentless Croydonian cretin in there involved in a fight you can bet they'll have a knife or broken "breezer" bottle to hand.
Oh, they're killing each other now? That's different. When's the DVD box set out?