Good news....for me anway....Im on the mend. Just back from the fracture clinic and the Doc there said Im healing amazingly quickly, a week to 10 days and I'll be right as rain and back to normal...(me, normal...never). Its all been down to doing the right thing, plenty of ice, having someone to wait on me hand and foot and most importantly playing my Xbox.
Who needs Dr Lazer....
As for making up some exciting story as to how it happened and swearing my misses to secrecy that would never have worked as she works for central goverment and they never lie.
PS wonder who's next though....Chris....keep looking over your shoulder...