While in France, well cycle....

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While in France, well cycle....

Postby Marek » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:30 pm

So, a week in Britanny on a non-cycling holiday (kind of). As I was on a family holiday, I only took my bike with me purely to go to the Boulangerie in the morning. Now a 10km round trip needs a Cervelo R3 so that I can get the brekkie home nice and quick. This is the not particularly convincing story I told my wife as to why my bike was on the top of the car as we left for Newhaven last week.

Stayed in a little place called Plerin Sur Le Mer. Now, I just happened to have checked out that their local bike club run was on Sunday. I also just happened to be in the town centre when they returned from their clubrun to the cafe where I introduced myself and got invited to join said cycling club for a ride on the Weds morning, much to my wifes dismay.

Well, 8.30am I rocked up in the town centre and was introduced to Le President on a Colnago. He looked me up and down and said I could join in, he did not look too pleased about a roast beef joining in. After 5 minutes about 30, yes 30 on a Weds morning set off. As we went down the road I checked out the bikes, a lot of Looks of varying ages, as were the riders. There were a lot of retired riders, but also a few younger lads. As we came to the outskirts of the town the two riders at the front pulled over and I found myself on the front. I decided to up the pace a touch to see what would happen.

Well, no problem, all were doing fine, then the next guys came through and they started to up the pace a bit more. I then realised that within about 20 minutes there were only about 6 or 7 of us taking turns on the front, but looking behind nearly the whole group were hanging on nicely. As we went on the pace started to get quicker and quicker, I was not fussed and was really enjoying it. All the guys were holding on well, even on the hills. A couple of occasions I started to put in some quite big digs but the main guys were holding on well. It was not long before it started to get silly, we were flying along, a number of occasions we were going over 30mph on the flats in a long line. We were losing the odd rider here and there, but La President was still hooked on so all was ok.

Into the ride a couple of other riders joined in, one of which spoke good English. He went to the front and then came back to me. He said he had asked the guys at the front if they were late for an appointment as they were going so fast, they indicated that they were trying to shake off a pesky Englishman. I thought this was quite funny, so went to the front and put in a big dig off the front, just to wind them up a bit more. Now it went super bonkers, we were flying along, with attacks on every hill and the flats were super speedy. It was great fun.

As we came back into the town there were now only about 6 of us left, the others had their legs ripped off like the legs from the frogs they love to eat.

We did 85km and as we came into Plerin to the cafe La President came up to me as we were riding and offered me a shake of the hand, I think he quite enjoyed it, I certainly did. A few shakes of the hand after a coffee (I was the only one drinking coffee they all had a beer), and I headed home.

An excellent mid week blast in a non-cycling holiday. :lol:

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Re: While in France, well cycle....

Postby mrP(Boonen)VT » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:38 pm

Excellent Marek,

Subterfuge of the highest order 8) 8)

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Re: While in France, well cycle....

Postby Andrew G » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:52 pm

Quality, nice 8) .
I was a bit concerned to read...
[quote]as to why my bike was on the top of the car

:shock: Rule 1 has got to be always make sure the car you have is big enough to fit the bike inside nice and safe and warm, in addition of whatever else needs transporting :) .
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Re: While in France, well cycle....

Postby mrP(Boonen)VT » Mon Aug 18, 2008 8:55 pm

But it's only an old Cervelo R3 :roll:
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Re: While in France, well cycle....

Postby Michelle » Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:27 pm

Nice one Marek, this had me giggling from the start. A bit like I imagine you were giggling - internally perhaps - all the way through the ride :D

It's not often a rostbif shows them how to ride a bike eh!

And we kicked their ar$es on the track too.
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Re: While in France, well cycle....

Postby Marek » Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:29 pm

Well, I did try to fit the child seats to the roof bars but the attachments on the seats did not sit that well. Will have to get myself a roof box to put the kids in for the next, 'non cycling holiday'.

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Re: While in France, well cycle....

Postby Will » Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:16 pm

great story :D
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Re: While in France, well cycle....

Postby Jon H » Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:33 am

[quote="Marek"]Now a 10km round trip needs a Cervelo R3 so that I can get the brekkie home nice and quick.


[quote="Marek"]Now, I just happened to have checked out that their local bike club run was on Sunday.


[quote="Marek"]I also just happened to be in the town centre when they returned from their clubrun to the cafe


What a remarkable set of coincidences :wink:
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Re: While in France, well cycle....

Postby huw williams » Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:05 am

sounds like you were in better shape than your last visit to France 8)
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Re: While in France, well cycle....

Postby Michelle » Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:34 am

Boom boom!

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Re: While in France, well cycle....

Postby Sylv » Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:02 pm

Marek you are a disgrace to your (adoptive) country, terrorising those innocent Frenchmen who hadn't asked you for anything - and on top of that eating all their croissants before they even got the chance to get up and smoke a fag or two before breakfast ...

Oh, and it's la mer and le président ...
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Re: While in France, well cycle....

Postby Andrew G » Tue Aug 19, 2008 4:09 pm

I say well done on getting in some revenge for a certain Frenchman who has infiltrated the Addiscombe ranks and keeps ripping everyone's legs off and making everything appear to be so easy. :mrgreen:
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Re: While in France, well cycle....

Postby adrian » Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:03 am

Hilarious - great stuff.

Poor old Family Siwicki had a late petit déjeuner that day, then :shock:
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Re: While in France, well cycle....

Postby mrP(Boonen)VT » Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:32 pm

just what did happen to the breakfast that you set out for (only 10km????)
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