Eh? The Hoff? Me?
I do hope you mean that enormous bear that used to advertise dodgy lager in the 80's. And not the hot American beach hunk with fantastic muscles ( well at least with the bear, it could be female. Mind you David Hasslehof does have some monster boobs for a bloke
).
Mr Green , you are the small amphibian nestled in somebody's shopping basket at the front of the picture, despite the standoff with Sylv for the honour. Sylv, you can be Gonzo. Gonzo has a very gallic nose, but that's not the similarity, it's just the size.
I'll get my coat (again)