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Tasteless joke - but I though rather funny.

Postby Andrew G » Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:05 pm

I've just got a new car stereo, it's the latest on the market and is voice activated. You call out Rock and AC/DC come on, call out pop and Kylie is filling the car.

The other day I was driving along as school was let out a whole gang ran out in front of me, I slammed on the brakes and just missed them. I shouted out "f******g kids!". The stereo switched to Gary Glitter.
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Re: Tasteless joke - but I though rather funny.

Postby Marky Mark » Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:09 pm

[quote="Andrew G"] Kylie is filling the car.


Now there's a thought!
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Re: Tasteless joke - but I though rather funny.

Postby John the old'un » Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:25 pm

[quote="Sean Hogan - 何祥"]Reminds me of the programme on t'telly last night.

Norfolk and Holmes Estate Agents.

Classic

That reminded me of the Ely cheerleaders whose chant was:
We're the girls from Norfolk.
We don't drink.
We don't smoke.
NORFOLK.
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Re: Tasteless joke - but I though rather funny.

Postby adrian » Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:42 pm

[quote="John the old'un"][quote="Sean Hogan - 何祥"]Reminds me of the programme on t'telly last night.

Norfolk and Holmes Estate Agents.

Classic

That reminded me of the Ely cheerleaders whose chant was:
We're the girls from Norfolk.
We don't drink.
We don't smoke.
NORFOLK.


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I don't want to get you all riled again, John, but isn't Ely in Cambridgeshire?
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Re: Tasteless joke - but I though rather funny.

Postby John the old'un » Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:52 pm

Yes, I am sure you're right Adrian. :oops:
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Re: Tasteless joke - but I though rather funny.

Postby adrian » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:03 pm

[quote="Sean Hogan - 何祥"]A low blow Adrian.

As a man whose on the on the pitch career was one free from error or doubt I don't see how John can ever come to terms with such a basic mistake.

Sad, sad day

S :cry:

Actually, Ely is right on the Cambs/Norfolk border, and the cheerleaders might very well have come from Norfolk. So the joke holds.

I just couldn't help myself :oops:
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Re: Tasteless joke - but I though rather funny.

Postby John the old'un » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:27 pm

[quote="Sean Hogan - 何祥"]A low blow Adrian.

[color=#FF0000]As a man whose on the on the pitch career was one free from error[/color] or doubt I don't see how John can ever come to terms with such a basic mistake.

Sad, sad day

S :cry:

I don't know how you can say that Sean. I certainly didn't.
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Re: Tasteless joke - but I though rather funny.

Postby Marky Mark » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:38 pm

Handbags at Dawn

You'll be saying "My dad is bigger than yours" next :lol:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Tasteless joke - but I though rather funny.

Postby Marky Mark » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:41 pm

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Re: Tasteless joke - but I though rather funny.

Postby Andrew G » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:11 pm

[quote="Marky Mark"]You'll be saying "My dad is bigger than yours" next :lol:

I wouldn't :oops: .
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Re: Tasteless joke - but I though rather funny.

Postby MJ_1993 » Thu Sep 18, 2008 6:48 pm

My mate's dad set up a cycling team in france where his dad now lives called "Norfolk and Chance"
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Re: Tasteless joke - but I though rather funny.

Postby mrP(Boonen)VT » Fri Sep 19, 2008 8:25 am

[quote="Mo Jaffer"]My mate's dad set up a cycling team in france where his dad now lives called "Norfolk and Chance"


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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