Red letter day in Snoop's diary?

[Grahame]

Tomorrow is international talk like a pirate day, me hearties.

Details [url=http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html]here.[/url]

[huw williams]

Is it really? Then I shall borrow Harriet the Parrot from Dabners pet shop and overuse the phrase 'shiver me timbers' whilst walking with a pronounced limp

[mrP(Boonen)VT]

[quote="huw williams"]Is it really? Then I shall borrow Harriet the Parrot from Dabners pet shop and overuse the phrase 'shiver me timbers' whilst walking with a pronounced limp

[Mike I]

That's l-i-m-p, pronounced "limp".

[An old Spike Milligan gag, but worth reviving, I thought.]

[adrian]

A good excuse to unfurl this one:

A pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his keks.

The barman says, "Excuse me, sir. Do you know you've got a ship's wheel down the front of your trousers?"

'Arrrr - it's driving me nuts!'

[Snoop Doug]

[quote="adrian"]A good excuse to unfurl this one:

A pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his keks.

The barman says, "Excuse me, sir. Do you know you've got a ship's wheel down the front of your trousers?"

'Arrrr - it's driving me nuts!'

[Andrew G]

What do you call a Russian pirate captain?

The CZARRRRRR!

[Jon H]

Good job it's dress-down Friday, otherwise I might have looked out place in my doublet, breeches and hose.

Nearly lunchtime - yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.