Good one Adam, mind you I bet you don't get top kwality marketing guff like this with yer beanie:;
[quote]Rapha winter hat
Fabric brushed sweat-wicking Sportwool
. Good looking and itch free
(like I'd go out of my way to buy an ugly, itchy hat
)
Features Warm and breathable (unlike the plastic bag I usually wear on me 'ead
). Soft mesh lining wicks perspiration. Stiffened peak (finbar) and ribbed (double finbar) ear flap (can be folded up, oooh goody). 7 panel construction for comfort (sorry I prefer my hat beaten from a single panel of rusty iron for discomfort). Discrete Rapha label and embroidered logo (hurp). Fits under helmet (triple finbar). Classic Belgian style (you mean like beer???).
Seriously, I feel sick.