Well I can honestly say I'm a litle pissed off right now. Some clumsy so and so at the cafe has given my bike a right good bang, pushing over my right hand brake lever, scuffing my bar tape and losing my bar end cap. I thought it felt odd leaving the cafe and had to straighten up the lever on the way home. Nice of who ever did it to step forward and own up, thanks for nothing.
Perhaps if you read this you'll have the decency to at least apologise.