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Gentlemen Please...

Postby Toks » Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:45 am

WATCH THOSE SNOT ROCKETS!!!

According to Stephanie moving up to the faster groups she's noticed that liquid is propelled from noses at a much greater frequency and sometimes without care and consideration to riders behind. On occassions she's almost been dropped because she's trying to avoid somebody's bogey wash arcing back in the wind and landing in her face. Thanks guys :D :D
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Re: Gentlemen Please...

Postby huw williams » Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:38 am

Good point - the correct protocol is to look over one's shoulder with a finger on the adjascent nasal passage - this alerts a following rider that you're about to have a clear out and helps direct the lugie straight into the floor rather than another rider's face/hair/spokes :?
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Re: Gentlemen Please...

Postby Andrew G » Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:49 am

A refresher course - [url]http://www.addiscombe.org/members/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=6631&hilit=snot+rocket[/url]
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Postby mrP(Boonen)VT » Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:06 pm

Excellent :D

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Re: Gentlemen Please...

Postby mrP(Boonen)VT » Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:07 pm

[quote="mrP(Boonen)VT"]Excellent :D

Should this be in the club run guidance :?:

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Re: Gentlemen Please...

Postby Paul on the Pearson » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:39 pm

On the few occasions I tried the aformentioned manouver the snot travelled approximately 6 inches before coming to rest on my own shoulder. Tried it a few more times without success and gave up.
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Postby Dombo » Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:45 pm

If you flick out your elbow while ducking your head down and to one side, the nose blow can be aimed downwards so avoiding slimy shoulder syndrome.
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Postby Sylv » Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:00 pm

I heard of one particularly agile guy in the peloton who was able to lube his chain on the go in long dusty stages with that technique :D
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Postby Rob Q » Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:01 pm

Starting reading this string whilst having a sandwich at work.....have now lost my appetite :?
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Postby mrP(Boonen)VT » Fri Mar 27, 2009 4:51 pm

[quote="Rob Quinn"]Starting reading this string whilst having a sandwich at work.....have now lost my appetite :?


Did it have any green stringy bits in it :?:
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Re: Gentlemen Please...

Postby Marky Mark » Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:50 pm

Ahh the memories.......

Sorry Stefphanie, I did snot do it on purpose, I didn't nose you were so close :oops:

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Postby Snoop Doug » Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:47 pm

Grosssssssss

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Re: Gentlemen Please...

Postby killyridols » Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:25 pm

I've ridden behind someone who has posted here and thought it was raining. A constant stream of spit and snot. Not nice.
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