Have we got a Pandemic Preparedness Plan?

[Tony]

We were recently instructed by a spokeswoman / doctor from the World Health Organisation that we had to develop a Pandemic Preparedness Plan due to the threat of Mexican Swine Flu. Have we got one yet? Is anyone working on it?

I have been trying to think of what should go in it....but am struggling a bit. Maybe:

* Avoid eating Fajitas;

* Hold your breath when cycling past any Mexican Restaurants (NB: there is one in South Croydon which many ACC riders will regularly ride past);

* Create as much panic and fear as possible;

erm.....

As you can see it is a bit of a struggle. Anyone got any better suggestions?

[Ivor]

stock up on oinkment?

[mrP(Boonen)VT]

just got this through....so there...

[quote]“Over a number of years Legal & General has developed contingency plans to address the specific risk of flu pandemic. These plans have been tested and we regard ourselves to be in a good position to maintain key operational service levels during periods of significant employee absence. We have a continuous process of review and improvement to ensure the plans remain effective.”

[Snoop Doug]

Don't go to war?

Don't read the scare mongering guff that your employed puts out (I ain't gonna insult yer intelligence).

Kill anyone eating guacamole. In fact, let 'em have it even if they say the word, you can't be too careful.

Before you know it, it will all be a Manic Ex Flu, which is a pi55 poor anagram of Mexican Flu. So is Exclaim Fun but I couldn't squidge it into my advice list.

[mrP(Boonen)VT]

Thought it FLEW IN US or anagram of swine flu..

[Jon H]

I woke up not feeling well so I phoned the Swine Flu helpline..… What a waste of time, couldn’t understand a word, all I got was crackling.

[Jon H]

Rumours about there being a new deadly virus cobining both swine flu and avian flu are apparently untrue.

A World Health Organisation spokesman said "Pigs might fly"

[Mike I]

We have now ...

[quote]Following the arrival of swine flu in the UK, the service remains committed to providing as safe a working environment as possible to its employees. In this respect, we are keeping abreast of developments, and will continue to monitor the advice provided by the relevant authorities and take appropriate action, where necessary, as matters progress.

[Rob Q]

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[Apples]

Its all a ruse......Governments like to make us fearful that way they can control us with the old

"there are terrible scary things happening and we are the people to sort it out" clap trap.

Remember weapons of mass destruction and the 45 minute claim.

This is great for them ....takes the focus off MP's expenses..... the trillllliooons we are in debt and all the extra tax we will be paying

[Snoop Doug]

Apples for Prime Minister! Too right mate, slimy gits most of 'em (crikey and I thought I was in a good mood today...)

[Apples]

Hahaha.

A Mad Dictator, thats what i'd be .....you cant rule by committe MWAhahahaahaha

[Roy Green]

Think this way: If you aren't out on your bike enjoying the nice fresh air, where would you be? Probably somewhere dodgy, sniffing someone else's germs and armpits. Ferget it!

[Mike I]

You can't be too careful. We've taken appropriate cautions, and as a result some of Chloe's toys have had to be quarantined.

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[mrP(Boonen)VT]

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